After a couple of failed painting attempts, my goose returns. That Gorilla Glue made her like new. She’s got a fresh coat of paint and a sexy summer outfit.

After taking suggestions for a name into consideration, I decided to name her “Titsy” in honor of “Titsy McLipps” from our cruise. There was a totally obnoxious lady on ship. She looked just like Victoria Gotti from Growing Up Gotti. She was full of collagen and silicone. She quickly became the main subject of the gossip of the gay men on board. Her family was actually thrown off the cruise on Maui. So, my busty, white goose just seems like a Titsy. I’ll try to not throw her overboard again.